We’re not saying you shouldn’t mess with John Wick’s beard. But if you hurt somebody or something that he cares about then you must prepare for a terrifying onslaught of almost otherworldly ferocity and violence. So, keep that in mind.
John Wick only loves a few things in this misbegotten world. His wife, his dog and his beard. However, only one of those helps him defeat crime syndicates.
America’s funny man. America’s sad clown. A dramatic actor in his own right. Robin Williams was a king of American entertainment. While he started his Mork days clean-shaven, Williams knew his beard gave him his full authority. RIP.
David Letterman was the heart of late night talk for a generation. With his semi-retirement, he was free to unleash the full power of his beard. That means he should be announcing his run for president any day now. So we’re confident his presidential Top 10 lists would be epic.
Yes, you trust Captain America to fight Nazis and keep that dipstick Iron Man in line. But when you need him to defend you from galactic terror, you’d better hope he’s got his beard in full effect.
Few figures have defined great bearddom in the 21st century as much as Kristofer Hivju. With a wink and a swing of his axe, he leads the way to the battle party.
Also, true bearded warriors sing to each other at the end of a harrowing day.
In the halls of manliness, Sam Elliott ranks alongside Ernest Hemingway and other greats. With a voice to match his mustache and occasional beard, he won’t lead you wrong.
Despite his entry in the dictionary under “gruff,” Elliott can show his mischievous side when required.
The Irish actor’s range stretches from drama to action to sci-fi. While he started his career playing shorn characters, Fassbender usually powers his work with his excellent beard these days.
With a sneer from across the cosmos, General Zod’s tight beard played an integral role in his showdown with Kal-El.
And if you’ve ever scoffed at General Zod’s metrosexual fashion choices, just remember that he kicked our collective asses until Superman squeezed out a win.